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Chitta dupatta kala suit, uttey phull kadai da, bahut phas jadian ne , mitra
zor rakh try da, je ik 2 bar vaj vi jan pher vi nahin ghabrai da.call me.
Bai badal gaya hai zamana.Nahi nahaye toh kya sharmana,ab toh hai aapke paas
readymade bahana 'DO bucket paani Rozana hai bachana.......
Darte hain aag se,kahin jal na jye.Darte hain khwab se kahin tut na jye,lekin
sabse jyada darte hain apse kahin aap hume kaat na jye. HOOSH TOMY
Ba adab ba mulaija hoshiyar sahanshao ke sahansha hindustan ke takhto taj ke
waris noore chasm ka aapko sms aaya hai... Khuda ka shukriya ada kijiye...
Savere jaldi uth k,ishnan kar k,nitnem kar k,baba ji de room wich jao,hath
joro,ardaas karo,te pucho .Baba ji jadon tussi akal vand rahe si tad mein kithe
si?
Ka ki ku gi ga chu ki ki ku kata kaka ki ki kaga ka ka ku ku ki Congratulations!
U have succesfully learnt monkey's language.Pls come ñ collect ur certificate.
A magic -om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra.. noticed any
change in u? No! thek bolta tha, Bandar par jadu Nai Hota.
C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S ....!!!! U are being awarded the degree of MBA for
not sending msgs 2 me!! MBA<=>MEMBER OF BHIKARI ASSOCIATION!!!<=>
Aap Gatar k suar,nali k kide,awara kutte,malaria k machar,saand ka gobar,makhi
ka thuk,gadhe ki leed, se hamesha dur rehna.............
Agar aap pagal ho to SMS padte hi miss call dijiyega. Maha pagal hoto mess.
Dijiyega. Bevkuf ho to ring kijiyega teeno ho to chup rahiyega.
There r 14 main rivers in punjab, 354 lakes, 6568 ponds, 13059 wells, 68437
borewels, then y the hell dont u take bath..?
"Andhe" ke hath mein 'TORCH',"Behre" ke hath mein 'RADIO',"Goonge" ke hath mein
'MIKE',"Bewkoof" ke hath mein 'MOBILE' kya zamaana aa gaya hai bhai.
Friendship is like PRIYAGOLD "Hak se maango" Luv is like PEPSI "Yeh dil maange
more" & girlfriend is like FENA "Pehle istemaal karo phir vishwaas karo"
ab hum haseeno ka deedar nahi karte.aisa nahi ki hum unse pyar nahi karte.darte
hain kharcha bekaabu na ho jaye.kahi chatting par bhi VAT laagu na ho jaye.
Nichey jaiye aur jitein paise hi paise aur nichey aur nichey YAKKIN nahin hota "TUM"
paison ke liye itna nichey gir gaye CHI-CHI...!
Roz nava kharka darka karde aa .Bai MCP JAL wich parde aa.Kuri klass wich hai
nahi .Chuti vele PK De KO kharde aa.Clas wich na koi intelegent na nalek.Pepran
wich ik duje d puri madad karde aa.Result changa ave ya mara.Par mitran naal
pura celibrate karde aa.
A MAN selling ladies suit, bargaining with a LADY- "CHUNI ViCH KUCH nai LABDA,
KAMEEZ ViCH PHIR DO LABH JANDE NE, SALWAR ViCH TE PALLION PANA PAINDA E"
Nurse 2 Dr.- Aap muje itna PYAR karte hai to mujhse SHAADI kyu nahi kar lete
DR.- SHAADI ke baad tumko SISTER kahuga to LOG kya kahenge !!!
Just 4u...huM KARte hai dua khuda se, ki vo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye... Ek
hi to cARtooN JAISi cheez hai hamare paas vo bhi kahi COmmOn na ho jaye.
PB08 AA 0963 PB08 AA 1906 PA10 BB 1570 PB10 BA 7531 abe itne gaur se kya dekh
rahe ho? Kal subah in sab gaadiyon par kapda maar dena
BAHU ka 1st & 2nd affair sunne ke bad SASUR ne BAHU ko mara.3rd, 4th sunne ke
bad PATI ne maara.Magar, SAAS chup rahi why? KYUNKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI!!
Wife:-Raat tum p k gutter mein gir gye the. Husbnd:-Kya bataoon,sab GALAT SANGAT
ki vajah se, Hum 4 Dost. 1 Bottle. or vo teenon Peetay nahin they.
Ranje nu heer da sms nahi aaya ranje ne tin din tak khana nahi khaya ranja maran
wala hai heer de pyar wich te heer bethi hai sms free hon de intezar wich
Santa to Banta: Tu dhoop main kyun baitha hai.Banta:yaar pasina suka reha haan.
Ever since i met u,i learnt lot of things from u.I did not understand how &
why.Then 2day i heard th proverb"WISE MEN LEARN MORE FROM FOOLS"
Wife:Jab tum DESI piteHoTo mujhePARO kahateHo,jab WHISKY piteHoTo DARLING
KehateHo,AajKya PiyaHeJo CHUDAIL kahteHo Husband:AajMai Hosh MeHun
Dimag ke liye : santra ka juice, aankhon ke liye: carrot ka juice, sehat ke liye:
anar ka juice, khush rehne ke liye: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? SMS kiya kar KANJUSE.
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